Lost your pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
No notes = no study
No study = fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no work
No work = no money
No money = no food
No food = you get skinny
You get skinny = you get ugly
You get ugly = no lover
No lover = no merriage
No merriage = no children
No children = alone
Alone = depression
Depression = sickness
Sickness = death
Lession:
Don't lose your fucking pen.