Shelly

Ever just been horny 
          But God Said
          " haha no you single bitch "
          

You’re one of those kids that roll up the chapstick just to take a big ol bite outta it.

I hope next time you wash your hands, your sleeves fall down. :]
          

Ya know if your nose was upside down you would drown when it rains?!?!
          

Np mate! :•D

Im saddened,  my socks scream every time I put them on my unwashed feet

My ears itch-

What we do in life, repeats for an eternity

AHHHHHHHHH