Dylan 𖦹

I’m a whore for enemies to lovers :(

Amelia: I'm kind of crushing on someone but I'm worried about telling you who it is becuase I don't think you'll like it...
          
          Randy: Just rip the bandage off.
          
          Amelia:It's Stu. 
          
          Randy: Put the bandage back on. 
          
          ( dying— these are so funny )

They meet when Amelia sees Stu walk into a street sign. 
          

Stu: God give me patience.
          Amelia: I believe the saying is 'God give me strength.'
          Stu: If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead. 
          

Stu: Amy, did you eat all of my powdered doughnuts?
          Amelia: ...No.
          Stu: Then what's that white stuff on your shirt?
          Amelia: Cocaine... 
          
          I USED A PROMPT GENERATOR AND NOW THIS IS CANON 

“Is his dick really purple?” GIRL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?? I’M NOT LOOKING RHWOQPDJDB WTAF IS THE CONVERSATION IM HAVING 
          
          “No pp— pp went bye bye” 

‘Final Girls Tell No Lies’ is finally finished! Enjoy <3
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The things I’d do with a death note, man…

I’m sorry, I’m so clumsy… did I step on your fragile masculinity? Maybe you should’ve gotten out of the way when you had the chance. ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ

FINAL GIRLS HIT 100 READS!!! SCReAMING CRYING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR HALF DEAD WITH EARLY ONSET RIGOUR MORTIS