AlexHasAThneedle

alternate begining: a young boy named the onceler wanted to make a thing called a thneed. he spent years searching, only for trees to have never existed, no thneeds, no trees, no work to be done. but he did have a rope, and a sturdy ceiling. "thneeds" was the last thing he wrote.

AlexHasAThneedle

onceler felt his body quiver, and felt wave after wave surge through him,
          greedler probably should have told him about the new electric fence