Cas

OOF JUST LOGGED BACK INTO THIS ACCOUNT AND SAW A BITCHASS BOOK FROM A BITCHASS PERSON WHOM I WANT TO SHOOT SO THATS FUN

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Is it legal to murder people yet

Me: *makes new account for spiderman fanfics*
          Also me: *writes said fanfiction but its depressing*

I cry over beautiful men, thank you and goodnight

This commercial for ancestry keeps coming on and everytime they say "We hold these troops to be self-evident that all men are created equal" I want to burst into song and start singing "Schuyler Sisters" from the Hamilton soundtrack

Looking back at my old accounts and seeing 3.85k veiws on a shitty fanfiction is fucking fantastic

Bitch can't get a hold of his life and can't sleep so his dumb ass is gonna write another book because he's white and he's privileged.

Erythrophylla is the scientific name for a certain type of begonia

I got a plant the other week. It came in a cute little pastel blue mug.
          
          
          Where did it go? The mug is empty except for the soil.
          
          
          
          I blaming the dogs. They ate my frickin Erythrophylla