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~|| Fun lil headcanon! John sneezes real fucking loudly. Like dad-level-of-intensity sneezes. Scares the shit out of everyone and hails a tiny hurricane for a good 10 seconds
EB: Woah uhh heyyy Dirk!
EB: Damn it’s been ages since i’ve seen ya dude how’s it hangin?
EB: Sure I did, there isn’t really any other robot-guy-TM id generally talk to
EB: I said no homo dude!!
EB: Well,, I think I did?
EB: ...In my defense it was freezing and it just so happens the resident cool kid is a human furnace, this is known information
EB: What? Come on Dave there’s nothing gay about two bros kissing each other good night
EB: There’s no way! Im like, 110% straight
*slowly rises from my grave, wiping dirt off my glasses*
hi gamers :B
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john - fucking - egbert.
well if it isn’t the residential grump! How’s it going dude? Dave hasn’t been bothering you too much has he? Not that you’d mind im sure, heheheh
Sorry for being completely inactive; my last weeks of school have been pretty damn busy. Now that summer’s comin up i’ll definitely be able to interact more! Sorry bout that!
Happy pride month and stay safe if you’re going to protests!
john !!!!!
☆ ! :: @ghostlyglasses ive been good !!!!!! making bracelets n suchhh alsoalso growing rly rly kewl plantz !!!! how about you ???
GT: JOHN!!!
“I 100% agree with that statement even though the context is pretty homosexual. Y’know what? New executive decision ; s’not gay if it’s with Maurice. That’s all, ladies and gentlemen! Cue the applause and me getting to meet Mr Cage himself. Anyway,” He paused, cutting the enthusiastic description of his latest fever dream short.
“Ahahaha, woah there man, for reference, Little shop of horrors is in fact an excellent movie, and we should definitely watch it. It’s now on my to-do-with-dave list, dude. There’s absolutely no avoiding it. Bleach your shades beforehand if you have to, Im not letting you get out of this one. We are sitting through the entire 1 hour and 42 minutes of pure cinematic peak” He pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose, the signature goofy grin plastered on his face.