Awsten Knight Stan

Hi do you want to sign my buddy's petition to make group chat by waterparks the new national anthem? (it's not serious, just a joke and we want to see how many people actually sign)

i was rlly sh00k that someone stans george washington and then i woke up

hey hey hey i love you nerd

Your bio is the funniest I love it 

YOUR BIO OH MY GOSH IM LAUGHING SO HARD

every time i see the first line of your bio i read geoff wigington as george washington and i cant stop laughing

Jug d u d e

Whoever invented catholic schools was actually a satanist I hate my school please send help

Who is your pfp

i love ur theme ho ho holy crap