I lean on a wall smirking awkwardly and the potential follower.
"Hey there...you want to follow me?" I say as I try to wink, but in reality I probably blinked. I feel a weird sensation on my right leg, looking down I see a spider crawling up to my knee. Screaming I trip and fall on the floor. Looking up I realize the potential follower is running away screaming. "Damn it! Every damn time!" 
Biography done by @Skinking