Hi! Wait, how did you find my super duper secret Wattpad page? Oh, your Mom told you about me? Wait, your Great Aunt Sally did? Okay, well, this is weird... I thought it was just a one time thing with them, but, you caught me.. Anyways, read my crappy stories for at least a good chuckle or two. If you don't chuckle, you will choke. I constantly rhyme and make dank memes, soooo... That's probably why you might choke... Trust me :/