TEASER FOR 'LIL BADASS ENJOY...
"And then Dianne goes, 'well you shouldn't have done that, Karen'!" My grandma told me, slapping my knee. "And I say, 'I know I shouldn't have done that, It's very obvious, Dianne!' And she has the nerve..." She rambled on.
"Grandma, you should have slapped that hoe!" I replied, my eyes wide.
My grandma looked at me over her glasses. "Thatcher, hon, she's eighty..." She said.
"So? You're eighty!"
"I'm sixty!"
"Well how would I know that? You women never tell us men anything! Jesus, and you wonder why I like guys..." I sighed, standing up and smoothing out my jeans.
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I pulled away from him, out of breath. "I don't think we should do this in my dining room..." I chuckled, holding his head in my hands. He pressed himself against me, making me moan, and I smashed my face onto his once again.
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