I broke out of a scorching oven, now I'm currently being chased by some monstrous human raisins that want to eat me? 

They can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread fangirl who has 95839384 fandoms as support and allies.

I apologize for running through your book, it can't be helped. I must run. 

No time to write, only time to run for my life. And some time for Netflix too...
I also need a nice warm milk bath.