The Zalgoid Family:
Zalgo, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Ninja: Hey.
Shadow: Hi.
Ember: Hello.
Stripes: Hey!
Zalgo: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Lazari: We were out of Doritos.
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The Zalgoid Family:
Zalgo, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Ninja: Hey.
Shadow: Hi.
Ember: Hello.
Stripes: Hey!
Zalgo: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Lazari: We were out of Doritos.
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E.J.: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Puppet: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
E.J.: Three of us saw it, Puppet. How do you explain that?
Puppet: *points at BEN* Sleep deprivation. *points at Kagekao* Paranoia. *points at Toby* Delusional personality disorder.