•I hate science and science hates me

•I am the definition of procrastination

•I start way too many of my sentences with "So".

•I'm terrified of even the slightest social interaction. Why am I here then? I don't even know anymore.

•I get overly attached to fictional characters and cry uncontrollably if they die. (It's happened too many times; I've gotten used to it.)

•The most disappointing event in my life that is not my birth is that I got bit by a spider but did not turn into Spider Man.

•Wakanda forever