Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate they sought the help of a fairy godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a tower there to await the kiss of the handsome prince charming!
Prince Charming: It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the Dragon's keep. [crows caw] For he was the bravest, and most handsome... in all the land. And it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse. He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her... [the prince gasps, seeing the Big Bad Wolf in Fiona's place]
Wolf: What?
Prince Charming: Princess... Fiona?
Wolf: No!
Prince Charming: [sighs relief] Oh, thank heavens. Where is she?
Wolf: She's on her honeymoon.
Prince Charming: Honeymoon? With whom?!
♪ So she said what's the problem, baby? ♪ What's the problem? I don't know ♪ Well, maybe I'm in love ♪ Think about it every time I think 'bout it ♪ Can't stop thinking 'bout it How much longer will it take to cure this? ♪ Just to cure it, 'cause I can't ignore it If it's love, love ♪ Makes me wanna turn around and face me ♪ But I don't know nothing 'bout love ♪ Oh, come on, come on
Little Red Riding Hood: [screams]
Shrek: It's so good to be home!
- [distant singing]
- [giggling]
Shrek: Just you and me and...
[Donkey sings]
- Two can be as bad as one...
- Shrek: Donkey?