girl_in_dirty_vans

How do I tell normal people that Zayn having ~5 Konnakol songs on the setlist is giving “I haven’t learnt anything in Japan”? 

New chapter is up.
          
          Nobody in this story has coping mechanisms anymore.
          Just vibes, repression, and increasingly terrible decisions.
          
          Enjoy xx
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1630931744?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_reading&wp_page=reading&wp_uname=girl_in_dirty_vans

Spotted: Zara kissing her new co-star while Louis was busy spiraling aesthetically in Mexico. 
          
          Interesting timing considering miss girl was posting from his shows approximately five business days ago. So now the real question is:
          
           Did they quietly break up?
           Was she cheating?
           Or did the relationship contract simply reach the end of its free trial period?
          
          … and most importantly: where’s the press when you need it? 

I’ve searched the universe and found myself within your eyes 

DOUBLE UPDATE <3

okay wait because someone left THIS comment on ao3 and now i need us to sit in a circle and unpack it actually:
          
          “this just confirmed my theory that Louis fell first and harder, because he would’ve never ignored the signs of bad health like this if the roles were reversed. even with something as simple as breakfast, he notices and acts on these things quietly without taking credit for it, just making Harry think eating the mcmuffin was his own idea so he wouldn’t feel pressured or worried, while still taking care of him. Harry simply doesn’t give a fuck, for him it feels more about having power over the other person than actual care. at this point, I don’t even know if it was ever really love for Harry. I don’t care how fucked up you are, they could never make me hate you, Louis Tomlinson.”
          
          ANYWAY. book club time.
          
          do we agree? disagree? partially agree? is Harry selfish in love? does he genuinely not clock how bad Louis is doing or does he just not want the moment to end? did Louis fall first AND harder too? 
          
          i need everyone’s thoughts immediately

Harry really said “what if i made an entire music video that feels suspiciously targeted at people with unresolved issues?” and honestly? god bless.
          
          Because why are we zooming in on this man’s crotch like it’s a supporting cast member. WHY are the shorts that tiny and red and offensively slutty. Sir. Stand UP. Or actually don’t, keep doing exactly whatever the fuck this is.
          
          And the worst part is he absolutely knows. That man did not accidentally serve that much babygirl-whore energy on camera. Baby’s out here weaponizing eye contact, thighs, and little running shorts while acting all sweet and harmless about it.
          
          Anyway. I support women’s rights but more importantly i support Harry Styles’ wrongs.

You know all the words to "Just Like Heaven"
          And I know why he wrote them
          Now that you're standing right here
          
          

Just letting y’all know I’m currently writing fluff in 2014 Harry’s POV. You wanna see the result in a few hours, or you’d rather have a marathon chapter with the full Sunderland mayhem? Choose wisely, but I’ll probably just do whatever the fuck I want anyway. 

And I don't talk shit about you on the internet
          Never told anyone anything bad
          'Cause that shit's embarrassing, you were my everything
          And all that you did was make me fucking sad
          So don't waste the time I don't have
          And don't try to make me feel bad
          I could talk about every time that you showed up on time
          But I'd have an empty line 'cause you never did
          Never paid any mind to my mother or friends
          So I shut 'em all out for you 'cause I was a kid
          You ruined everything good
          Always said you were misunderstood
          Made all my moments your own
          Just fucking leave me alone, whoa, yeah