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my bughead one shots radiate “i’m twelve and just discovered wattpad” energy

thank u ANNA TODD for having the after books on wattpad! I LOVE MAKING fun of BAD books!

y/n didn’t get sold to one direction and lana del rey by her abusive mother for this

go follow my ao3 bc i've basically abandoned wattpad! https://archiveofourown.org/users/girlsandmoney

also i'm going to unleash my klancie side, keith and lance would have made so much more sense! that's why so many people ship them!

lance's story arc being completely revolved around allura is stupid because pidge had like 3 story arcs and lance had one. envolving allura. completely about allura. no offence, but pidge's character is boring. i hate lance becoming something to laugh at, 'loverboy lance' got boring real quick. i loved loverboy lance, i would continue to love it if there was more to his character that the showrunners paid attention to.  lance had so many emotional issues that they never paid attention to, and i'm so mad.

lance should have been working with keith and the humanitarian relief center. it would have made so much more sense than him becoming a farmer. and no i'm not saying that just because i like klance, i'm saying that as someone who is genuinely upset at lance's treatment. lance is a kind character who loves to help people and is a flirty young boy. being a quiet farmer makes no sense. i would have been okay with lance running the humanitarian relief center and keith doing something else because guess what, that makes sense.  thank u, next.

*SPOILERS*
          killing allura was unnecessary. lance becoming altean was an awful desision and made no sense. curtis and shiro was so rushed. allurance was so rushed. lance being a farmer? no thank you. alexa play thank u, next.

allow me to rant about voltron's promotional posters on netflix for a minute. there's a poster that shows keith and lance in a similar way to another poster showing shiro and adam. this gave a lot of people hope for the ship (which is stupid i know, but shadam is literally canon) there are so many things wrong with voltron but they defenitly queerbaited. they didn't queerbait majorly or anything, but they 100% did it. they made us believe in all the signs and they just showed too many parallels to other canon relationips to klance. and i could go on and on about the other messed up things that voltron pulled.

LETS SLAP THIS RICE