Get Shreked

GET SHREKED 2016
          YOU ROTTEN PEICE OF BUTT FLAP
          YOU PEE FILLED SACK OF SHAME 
          YOU SMELLY GOAT NIPPLE
          
          MORNIN TO YA 2017
          NEW YEAR NEW OGRE
          
          THE WEED RAT STEW IS STILL PIPIN HOT 

 "Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you."
          
          

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Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed?

i am shreked

"NO! Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers... You get it? We both have layers."

"People used to call me a monster, and for a long time I believed them.
          But after a while, you learn to ignore the names people call you and just trust who you are."

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