givemethepieyouidjit

What’s up guys, anyone wanna play Minecraft? I play Minecraft all day every day. I basically see in pixels now. I scream when the tea kettle goes off because I think it’s a creeper. Honestly my life has become a living hell. Sorry I’ve got to go Noah’s ark some farm animals in the inhumane pens I built out of fucking sticks. Get fucked losers, you can’t have any beef. 
          
          P.S if my stepmom sees this, fuck you janet you’re a whore who smells like listerine. The only thing worthwhile about you are the tits my dad bought you last summer.