1     Uhm, greetings, my name is bird, but you can call me whatever--I suppose I don't mind.  As you've probably gathered by now, I'm not particularly that great with salutations and introductions.  A lot of people throughout this website/app give extremely long, decorative biographies--but that is not my goal.  Do any of you wish to know me, anyroad ?  No, I don't think so.  If you've been here since I joined, you've seen my biography evolve dramatically.  Let's just say this is it; the bio I'll stick with...permanently...with the exception of seldom minor edits, of course. 

2     If you need to contact me for any reason, I suggest shooting me a PM. 
 
3     Yeah, s'all, thanks.