I worked as an ARMY. but there was a rule in the ARMY team. It's that you can't BLINK. Anyways, so I decided to become an car ENGENE. But the car is too hot! The car's brand is "Real Men Love Cats". Anyways, so I decided turn back to an ARMY even though I'm not allowed to BLINK. So then one day, i ate a RED VELVET cake and bought some NEW JEANS. but my mom got angry for spending too much money so she beat me up TWICE and kicked me out the house. So now I was walking alone in the streets and then met some STRAY KIDS. I decided to befriend them. But then some BABYMONSTER attacked me. Even though they are babies, they are strong as hell!

(This is just a joke- for the sensitive ass people)