'Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is not God's last name.'-(Construction wall, Philadelphia, 1969)

I like chicken
I love chicken
I am a chicken
We are all 'a chicken'
Believe it and you will see it!...well hopefully...

'He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed.'- Robert Gronock.

Those pups as the background are mines
And the flower as my profile pic...
I took it
I love funny quotes and jokes

'I'm not a nerd...I'm just  really really great at guessing the answers to question...' - me

'"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better'-A. J. Liebling

'Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? 

Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.'
- Miss Alabama 

"Smile awhile 
and give that chicken a rest
leave that bone although it is the best
then look at this and be less depressed 
cause you're the chickenest ! 
*sing like there's no chicken in sight...cause there is none...you ate it all.....*

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