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Yo...
          	Walkin' my poodles, man, it never gets old
          	With my dogs on my leash, I got bitches on the hold,
          	A first AIDS kit? That's a rhesus monkey,
          	I bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie!
          	Get more ass than a giant donkey stable,
          	Got more lines than Whitney Houston's coffee table,
          	I get more head than grammar school lice,
          	I'm like a walkin' glacier, I'm so decked out with ice
          	Did you poop a virgin? 'Cause that shit is tight.
          	Jack ain't black, and Barry ain't white.
          	I do drugs in the bedroom, lie on your back
          	Cause I got the pipe and you got the crack.
          	Though I'm sexually straight, you're bound to find,
          	I'm mentally gay, cause I'll blow your mind.
          	The parents be snickerin', "He shouldn't have written it"
          	But I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.
          	Yo, my name is Bo, fo sho, a born Bostonian,
          	Aryan librarian at the wordsmith... sonian
          	The rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,
          	I gave it this little part to give it continuity.
          	And the fellas say, hey moron pass the gin
          	'Cause I'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen
          	Give me the bottle, I'll chug two thirds
          	'Cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words
          	Hey, look at that, okay
          	And the ladies say
          	Hey fellas, I'm keepin' it tight, and if you play your cards right you can have me tonight
          	Should I blow you or beat you, brass or percussion?
          	Oh stop, period, end of discussion
          	My name is Bo, fo sho, a born Bostonian,
          	Aryan librarian at the word Smithsonian
          	The rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,
          	I gave it this little part to give it continuity.