glitterandguts1

this morning i woke up with my shoulder hurting like hell, i probably slept on it wrong, and i immediately texted my cousin “i feel like i just shoulder-checked god.” i then bodyslammed my entire arm into my back porch door about five times. as you can tell i’m not very intelligent right after waking up

glitterandguts1

this morning i woke up with my shoulder hurting like hell, i probably slept on it wrong, and i immediately texted my cousin “i feel like i just shoulder-checked god.” i then bodyslammed my entire arm into my back porch door about five times. as you can tell i’m not very intelligent right after waking up

glitterandguts1

I have a really bad habit of putting things where they don’t belong in free spaces and I was Holding a chunk of tuna I was eating and now I don’t have it so I am now slightly concerned that there’s a chunk of cooked tuna on my dresser

glitterandguts1

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