Name: You can call me Felix.
Age: My age? Oh it's-
Gender: Call me a dude or a chick. I don't care. (I'm a girl irl, tho.)
Sexuality: I'm pretty sure I'm straight. •-•

I'm a Taurus. (Idk. Just something else to know about me, I guess.)

I have a lot of ships. *cough* Most of them are gay. *cough*

I'm a terrible writer. Tho I will write books cus why the hello not? I write for fun. *stares at piles of unfinished stories*

Yeah.... Fun.

I'M A UNICORN! I THROW RAINBOWS AT WHOEVER IS FEELING UNHAPPY! Do you need some rainbows? R A I N B O W S ! *throws you rainbows and jumps out a window* 

*trips over windowsill* 

*hits head on wall on way down* 

*falls into a trash can*

*cat hisses and claws my face*

*garbage collector throws trash into the garbage truck*

*rides off into the sunset*

HIGH HO SILVER, AWAY!