I am literally Cody Simpson

Idk who tf are u but ily

I'm home alone and I just heard: "The letter G looks like a spiraling arrow"
          mom pick me up I'm scared

Zoe stop looking at my wattpad page

join us join us fellow peepee poopoo

i thought there were two little men in my yard selling communism but it turns out they were just bushes

why aren't there any jack nicholson fanfics skskskskksksk

Bro, excuse me you are taken, that's illegal.

@HappySpaceGremlin_ also sorry mate, I'm really awkward and i uh...yeah sory *sweats nervously* thanks for telling me tho

Do you think we're just a book and the reason behind forgetting what we're originally gonna say in a conversation is the author backspacing?
          
          Do you think we're just a video game and our fridge is a checkpoint and that's the reason behind the fact that we open our fridges without taking any food out?
          
          Do you think we're just a TV show and the birds are secretly drones and they recharge by sitting on electrical wires?

I don't know if I should feel flattered or concerned. 
          
          
          
          But again, i love you too, stranger 
          Totally not weird ;((