tempest

GUYSSSS GUESS WHOS FINALLY OUT OF SCHOOL (i might update my fanfics more now it depends on how motivated i feel)

We were meant to meet! LOL IM DOING A GADDAFI FANFIC

i fucking hate being half indian bc wtf they have a poop festival or smth

“i’m 18, i make 100k a year, i listen to drake” ok so i’m guessing you work at a fast food joint somewhere

calling an Indian a Native American feels more disrespectful than saying Indian

watching that fuckass adam sandler movie eight crazy nights and its only been 4 minutes and hes already fucking singing i hatemusicals

HEY CAN YOU DO ZADORE NICH

i watched my grandpa say penis (gonna work on the osama x saddam fic trust)

SHOULD I CONTINUE WRITING MY SADDAM X OSAMA FANFIC YES OR NO

god i fucking hate having strep throat like vro just let me drink water without it feeling like someone shoved satans dick down my throat