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i have 2 important tests tomorrow and i've been watching painting restoration videos on youtube

my sister just legit asked why lightbulb run out of battery sometimes even though they run on electricity. my sister didn't fucking know that they just break and actually thought they just run out of power. my family is a fucking mess

let's not fuck up 2019

i had pineapple on pizza today for the first time and in alMOST THREW THAT GARBAGE UP

You know that feeling when you just feel great about yourself because I fucking don't and someone please explain to me what I'm doing wrong

there is gliTTER ON MY BUTT

job interviewer: so, what talents do you have?
          me, an intellectual: i can do a really good elmo impersonation 
          

i thought i overslept but i didn't and know i'm 1 hour to early at school and i don't know what to do

I almost yelled out 'a hoe never gets cold' in front of not only my parents but also my godparents when they asked me if I was cold

Bohemian rhapsody is a movie that you'll force your kids to watch when you're old even though they don't have a fucking clue what's going on