cheekbones sculpted by the divine 
for FREE limited offer just dial 
1-800-suckmyfuckingdickmitchell
donellralphhughesforhavingbetter
facialstructurethanme to get info on
how to sell ur soul & locations on where
u can find Mitchell Hughes™ so you can beat 
him with ur searing rod of self-hatred bc honestly 
ur cheekbones will never be as good and
pure as his :/

anyway hi my name is piper and i
like writing fanfiction about the pack :)