maddie

MADDIE, IT'S ME YOUR AMERICAN FRIEND WHO TALKED ON KIK AND DISAPPEARED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH - WHAT UP!!

I MEAN I SAY "GREAT" A LOT AND A BUNCH OF FÙCKBOY HOCKEY PLAYERS WALKED BY WHILE I SAID "THATS GREAT" TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS AND THEY STARTED MAKING FUNNY OF ME
          
          I DIDNT SAY "GREAT" FOR THE ENTIRE WEEK AFTER

IS "AND COOL" YOUR NEW CATCH PHRASE? 
          
          ITS NOT THAT COOL IT REALLY HURTS

WE COULDVE HAVE GONE TO THE OTHER SIDE OF CAPE BRETON 
          
          OK BUT I THINK I SPRAINED MY WRIST OR SOMETHING HELP

THEY WERE ACTUALLY FROM NEW BRUNSWICK ("THE PROVINCE IN THE WAY" ACCORDING TO A GUY AT MY MOMS WORK)
          
          IM DRIVING UP ON FRIDAY WOO
          
          AND I CONVINCED MY MOM TO LET US STAY IN SYDNEY

IF I DROPPED A MOOSEHEAD HAT INTO THE WATER I WOULD PROBABLY LIKE CRY AND MY PARENTS WOULD BE LIKE "OH WE'LL GET YOU A NEW ONE"
          
          AND THEN THEY WOULDNT
          
          I WENT TO THESE FIREWORKS WITH DAVID MYLES PERFORMING (AS I ALREADY TOLD YOU) BUT WHEN HE ATTEMPTED TO PERFORM INNER NINJA HE TALKED ABOUT HOW CLASSIFIED WASNT THERE BC HE WAS IN NEW GLASGOW AND THIS DRUNK COUPLE BEHIND ME STARTED BOO-ING AND THE GUY EVEN STARTED ASKING THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM "WHAT EVEN IS NEW GLASGOW"
          
          I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I TOLD YOU THAT BUT IT WAS FUNNY

I TRIED
          
          I FEEL REALLY ACCOMPLISHED
          
          THOUGH ARENT I SUPPOSED TO CHOKE DURING THE PLAYOFFS NOT DURING THE OFF SEASON

MADDIE I JUST LEGITIMATELY CHOKED ON A LEMON SKITTLE HELP

FOR NOW

DANG IT YOU HAVE LIAMS BIRTHDAY AND HOME ICE ADVANTAGE
          
          GOOD WE'LL WIN THAT ONE