goldcardigan

trying not to physically gag every time i see those ugly demin tears hoodies irl

goldcardigan

also 3 yrs on wattpad!!!! senior citizen!!!!!!!!

goldcardigan

@glampires NO ITS FINE I LAUGHED!!! also 12 yrs is insane i aspire to be there one day
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glampires

@goldcardigan omg that sounded so bitchy i'm so sorry
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glampires

@goldcardigan girl i've been on here for almost 12 years, you are not even close to senior citizen
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goldcardigan

js realize ill be “the auntie on dads side of the family” CUZ I ONLY HAVE BROTHERS…

goldcardigan

@-kindredconfetti I’m personally the peacekeeper in my family so I doubt I’ll ever directly beef with my future sister in laws LOLLLLL
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goldcardigan

@sandboxIove no fr i might actually die if my future nieces and nephews think of me the way i think of my dads sister cuz the dads side of the family lore is acc insane
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-kindredconfetti

tbh most buas (aunties on dads side) have this weird obsession with their brothers and the unending need to torture their wives for some reason and that is mostly the only reason nobody likes them SO AS LONG U DONT DO THAT YOULL BE FINE
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