wuh?

ROCK AND STONE EVERYONE!

YOU WON'T BECOME A [Big Shot] WITHOUT TAKING A FEW [fights]. I HAVE BEEN [beat] ON, [stepped] ON, [ #*] ON, [ #*]D UP, [ #**]D DOWN, [shaken] UP, [stirred] AROUND, [cracked] LIKE AN [egg], HAD [sand] KICKED IN MY [eyes], HAD MY [nose] METAPHORICALLY [ripped off], [kissed] ON THE [mouth], [tucked] INTO BED, DRANK MY [orange juice], FELL DOWN THE [stairs], AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I STILL GOT UP [in the morning], AT [2 A.M.], TO GO DIRECTLY BACK TO [bed]!
          
          SOUND LIKE [% #$]!? WELL SKIP THE LINE OF PEOPLE WAITING TO [beat you into an everloving] AND BECOME THE CHAMP DIRECTLY WITH THIS [commemorative belt]. (A [belt] IS BASICALLY A [ring] FOR YOUR [ass])
          
          THAT'S RIGHT, [where] THIS [safety belt] TO SCHOOL OR WORK AND YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE TO [wait in line] FOR PEOPLE TO [beat the %$* out of you]!
          
          MEANWHILE I CAN [sneak out the back] AND

i had a literal duel with someone
          with swords and everything. the prize you may ask?
          my fucking TV.
          
          I kicked the guys ass with my blunt decorative sword, fuck you robber dude

ever just look at something fun and light hearted
          
          and wanna twist it into something darker?
          
          that's what I wanna do with splatty 3 right now, I kinda just wanna write something dark from something usually seen as bright.

free hugs you sick fucks

wahoo, yahoo and/or yippee

it's best I leave them alone, even if I wanna talk to them for some damn reason they fucking HATE me n I don't even know what the hell i did wrong-

AAAAAAYAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DUNNO WHAT TO DO WITH THIS ACCOUUUUNNNTTT ANYMOOOORRRREEEE

SHOW ME A GOOD TIME, JACK!!!

i'm so tired.. all they do is yell-
          how do i make them stop?..