I write some fanfiction. Read if you dare.


...Actually, most of it will probably be pretty boring. If I ever upload.


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Don't look at me like that.


I mean...you can. Do what you want here.


Just...be kind. And cool.


Respect other people's opinions and all that stuff.


You may ask...


What am I even doing here on this website?


Truth is...


I have no idea. XD


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Dang, still reading this?


I'm impressed.


If you like to read so much, why not binge one of my fanfics?


They're pretty bad, but hopefully not cringeworthy.


But this description is getting pretty cringeworthy by how long I'm making it.


You want to know more about me?


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...I'm flattered.


Well, since you've come this far...


I like video games. A lot. Like, an unhealthy obsession.


Now I could go on a whole rant explaining how squids turned into kids and fought octopus who could also become kids in colorful paint battles, killing each other, exiling each other, and choosing heroes to save the world from ancient human experimentation multiple times...


(Splatoon reference, for those of you who had no idea what I was on about.)


But that would be no fun for most of you.


Now that I'm thinking about it, I feel like I would struggle to write a Splatoon fanfic.


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If you're wondering why I chose the name goldencomet3, I guess I could tell you.


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...Just not now. Check back in the future :)


If you search up goldencomet3, you might come across a Scratch account.


Yes, that is also me.


Yes, the name is over 9 years old.


No, you don't have to do anything there. At this point, that account is a relic of a forgone childhood. 


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What was I even trying to do here?


You read my About section on Wattpad. You know a bit more about me. What else did you expect?


Regardless, if you've scrolled this far, I want to thank you for your dedication. I genuinely hope my online presence brightens people's days.


:D


Uh oh, I've run out-