yo yo yo, this is matthew.

he is 16? i think? i'm pretty sure. he's sexual asf but it's okay, just chill. he likes to cuddle and flirt 24/7 but don't take it too serious. he's a good kid that'll listen to you. i'm kidding, he's not really a kid. he likes chinese food and mac & cheese, he's a loser. he has like- a shit ton of friends, but he needs more because he's a loner. but you honestly can't help but love him. he has a major man crush on luke bryan and he said he would have sex with him, whoops. matt also has a bunch of nicknames, but i'm sure you could think of more. anyway, he tries to be cool but obviously fails. but be his friend!! he's wonderful.

well, i guess that's it. i love you a lot!! (even if you wanna suck my dick but that's okay) thank you for being an awesome bestfriend.


love love love,
em.