Milf connoisseur

Your mom 

I feel like my sense of humor is basically random = funny but with a bit more class

I’ve been playing Animal Crossing: Wild World recently and holy shit, these villager hoes need to calm the fuck down like one of them posted “It hurts to think. I try not to.” on the message board and I’m high key concerned. I stg if I find a villager missing I’m going to flip.

Hey yuu, you'we finawwy awake. Yuu were twying to cwoss the bowdew, wight? Wawked wight into that Impewiaw ambush, same as us, an dat theef owva thewe. Dam yuu Stowmcwoaks. Skywim was fine untiw yuu came awong. Empiwe was nice and wazy. Iff dey hadn't been wooking fow yuu, I couwd've stowen that howse and be haffway to Hammafeww. Yuu thewe. Yuu and mee - we shouwdn't be hewe. It's dese Stowmcwoaks da Empiwe wants. We'we aww bwothas and sistas in binds now, theef. Shut up back thewe! And wut's wong with him, huh? Watch yuw tongue. Yuu'we speaking to Uwfwic Stowmcwoak, da twue High King. Uwfwic? Da Jaww of Windhewm? Yuu'we da weader of the webewwion. But if dey've captuwed yuu... Oh daddy, whewe are dey taking us? I don no whewe we'we gowing, but Sovngawde awaits. No, dis can't be happening. Dis inn't happening. Hey, wat viwwage are you fwom, howse theef? Why do you cawe? A Fuwwy's wast thowts shud be of howme. Wowiksted. I'm... I'm fwom Wowiksted.
          
          ...wooks wike da Thawmow awe wit him.
          
          Genewaw Tuwwius, daddy. Da headsman is waiting. Good. Wet's get dis owva wit! Show, Mawa, Dibewwa, Kynaweth, Akatosh. Divines, pwease hewp me. Wook at him. Genewaw Tuwwius the Miwitawy Govewnow. And it wooks wike da Thawmow aaw wit him. Damn ewves. I bet dey had someting to do wit dis.
          
          Why awe we stopping? Why do yuu tink? End of da wine. Wet's go. Shouwdin keep da daddies waiting fow us.

Can I have a single Burker Kong blease?

You guys ever just fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lasagna?