I LOVE PIE AND PIE LOVE ME
REMEMBER THE MORE YOU WEIGH, THE HARDER IT WILL BE TO KIDNAP YOU...STAY SAFE...EAT PIE
Zac Efron, Dave Franco, Dylan O'Brian, Ian Somerhalder, Shawn Mendez, Taylor Lautner, Brant Daughtery, James Franco, and Dindin/Landon ARE BAE
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO DINDIN IS THEN BITCH THE DOOR
You can't pick your father, but you can pick your daddy.
-Markie
Insanity- doing something over and over and over again and expecting different results.
-Albert Einstein
IF YOU ARE EVER IN PAIN THEN REPEAT THE WRODS "I AM A BADASS, I AM A BADASS, AND THE SCARS THAT MARK MY BODY PROVE IT" TO YO SELF SO YOU CAN SOUND LIKE A BOSS
Only ugly people say that they are prettier on the inside.
-Adam Sandler
Shake it like jello, make the boys say hello.
-Sara Weiford
Never had a kid but always been daddy.
-Bryce Allred
Be careful of who you trust cause salt looks like sugar.
THE DEMON'S SOUL
TOXIC BITE
ALWAYS HAVE SOME CHAPSTICK IN YO BRA JUST IN CASE. I WARNED YOU
3 IS MY FAVORITE NUMBER BUT YOU MIGHT BE HEATING ME SAYING 12 THO
The Office, season 7, episode 19, minute 14:45
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