gooseonatrain

HELLO OLD FRIEND

HI GOOSETRAIN

Is anyone still alive out there?

this is so random but i literally had a dream with you. like idk it was weird. i was on wattpad and suddenly some users came out of my screen and you were the only one i recognized. and because i don’t know how you look like, you were like a human body with a goose head. you chased me with a deck of poker cards. 
          it was pretty bizarre 

Have you seen Candice?

I did one of these a while back but i deleted it.
          I think its high time we hold another.
          
          A murder planning competition.
          
          Our victim is a strong, beefy man with awful reflexes and a dodgy sleep pattern.
          He lives mostly alone in an old whitewashed blackhouse in the hebrides. This cottage is situated low near the eastern edge of the base of a 200 meter hill but elevated from the surrounding residents. Just south of the cottage is an area of ancient mossy forest containing a large bern with several water falls and a smaller stream closer to the cottage.
          The surrounding residents in the area are mostly retired and spend their days half asleep.
          However there are a few local crofters that spend their days in the hills nearby.
          The man has a medium sized dog that is far too friendly for its own good.
          
          Whoever comes up the best plan wins.
          
          Plans will be rated by ease of implementation, effectiveness and style.
          
          
          
          I dont expect this to get anyone competing in it, its just for fun.

I was on my way home from school today, sat on the bus, and it started snowing.
          Its fucking may, it shouldnt even be cold, and snow was falling from the sky.
          Someone explain this before i die from confusion.

Random question that definitely has nothing to do with me tolerating your existance, views on Scottish independence?

Favourite geographical/geological feature?

I need to rant about sybil trelawney again.
          
          That teacher has consistently been right, every freakout prediction comes true to the exact letter and detail and every non-freakout prediction comes true one way or another.
          
          In POA she makes 2 predictions relating to harry, the first one is a non-freakout and she describes the giant spectral dog that haunts church yards, which is an omen of death. She never says that harry is going to die. In POA we first see Sirius, in as a large, mysterious, terrifying black dog. So the first half of the prediction is correct. And then sirius dies trying to rescue harry in OOTP. Fulfilling the second half of the prediction.
          Later on in POA she has a freakout prediction that states "it will happen tonight" "the dark lord lies alone and friendless, abandoned by his followers. His servant has been chained these 12 years. Tonight before midnight, the servant will break free and set out to rejoin his master. the dark lord will rise again with his servants aid, greater and more terrible than ever before. Tonight... before midnight... the servant... will set out.... to rejoin... his master..."
          Which comes true to the exact detail, peter pettigrew escapes from his entrapment as scabbers and runs off to revive Voldemort.
          
          Theres a ton more that she casually gets right, but because a few dumb teenagers interpret her predictions wrong she gets written off as useless and crazy, when actually she is one of the strongest seers in the wizarding world, if not the strongest.
          
          And she uses her skills entirely for good, not evil.