Sassy Daddy

My friend.. :coughs: a very horny friend :coughs: 

Yogurt
          
          Has 6 letters and 2 syllables
          
          6×2=12
          
          12
          
          The square root of 12 is 6
          
          The square root of 6 is 3
          
          Yogurt...
          
          ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED