When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into people's eyes.

Fun fact: I won't scream during a horror movie, but I scream when toast pops out of the toaster. 

Something that annoys me: I hate watching a scary movie where the victim is like, hello? I mean come on! The murderer isn't going to say, " Hey, I'm in he kitchen waiting to kill you...want me to make you a sandwich."