Nick Landman

I know I left to get milk but I come back with news of I'm now in college been told my stomach has to much acid and that I desperately need therapy so that my self hate will simmer down, and my dad and grandparents got covid, dad got over it but now has lung issues and grandpa died with grandma on her way, this is my good bye message as I will be only using this app once every 3 blue moons, adios.

I PLAY PANDORA TO SLEEP AND FUCKING DERIVAKAT PULLS UP AND I AM REMINDED OF MY FUCKING RECENTLY DECEASED GRANDPA LIKE CHILL BRAIN ITS MINECRAFT CHILL

I told a child I'd draw a realistic bear for them once they make a Banana phone that'll work THAT CHEEKY FUCK TAPED A BANANA PEEL TO A PHONE (I'm doing it but I'm salty)

Murderer: just gonna kill this dude with a hatchet.
          My towns police: .... give it a couple days maybe he'll walk into the station.

That moment when your sister beats the shit out of the little fuck u wanted to beat the shit out of but couldnt cause illegal using the directions u gave on self defence im so proud

Writing book thats gonna be gay and that the ending already has made my mother angry cause she got invested

That moment when ur mom "goes for a drive" and all of a sudden its midnight. OK. GRRREAT. THIS IS FINE.

Im like Philza just not as popular and my kid count is lower than 50. And im not old im counting that too.

Me going to bed at 8:30
          Mother agrees and is aware
          9 o clock mother brings home trumpie boyfriend his son and monopoly 
          3 hours later 
          *SCREAMING ABOUT CLUE* Then mad when i ask them to tone it down like BITCH 
          I COULD EXPOSE YOUR CHEATING DICK LOVING RASCIST ASS MOTHER 
          Sad when her boyfriend quiets down and not her. 

My sibling and mother were goin crazy, my sister kept asking for a mushroom notebook paper and my mother had no clue what was going on.... they found the notebook... it was a fucking paw print that my sister insists is a mushroom SHES 11