THE GREAT SKITTLE TRIO. FOUNDED 4/12/17 IN 8TH PERIOD ENGINEERING. 

Sheb: spontaneously dyes her hair during exam week. just dumped pedophile. has glitter permanently embedded in her scalp. 
@whoisshelby

Hoe: as clingy as a piece of lint. probably adopted chickens last weekend and lost them the day after. unironically knows every lyric to all star by smash mouth. 
@hopeopera

Ive: 79.8% gay, especially for conveniently placed attractive best friend.  wrote gay  in-consensual sex between anime characters in 7th grade. a slut for the green paladin. 
@IvyP111


This account was founded on the school wifi. Hoe will probably get in trouble for this.