@greekmythologyhobo
HEY
HEY YOU!
(from afar) HEY!
HEY IMMA ANNOY YOU
HEYYYYYYYY
NOTICE ME!
thought I'd say the same thing you'd said to me before. Although I'm not sure you still use this platform or this account.
Hello everyone, I got word of this and I must spread the word! Article 13 is trying to ban stories like fan fiction, and take away websites like wattpad. I need you spend the word to other creators! And to spread this to any readers as well! #saveyourcommunity!
I’m currently writing a Splatoon story, so look forward to that, however I’m not sure when I’m going to get around to writing more for the Harry Potter stories.
HAHAHA
I won a bet. So here’s what went down:
Me: cake is better.
Brother:No ice-cream is better.
Me: hey this reminds me of Splatoon 2 cake vs. ice-cream.
Brother: No that was Splatoon 1.
Me: Splatoon 2.
Brother Splatoon 1.
Me: Splatoon 2.
Brother: I bet 20 dollars that it’s Splatoon 1. (20 dollars he did not have, I might add.)
Me: deal. (I had the money.)
Me: *proves it’s Splatoon 2*
Brother: what.
Me: HAHA
Brother: ...
Me. PAY YOUR TAXES
Brother: I never bet anything.
Me: YES YOU DID
Mom: *walks in* What is happening?
Me: He bet 20 dollars that Cake vs. Ice-cream was in Splatoon 1 and was wrong so now he owes me.
Brother: No I don’t.
Mom: You should never bet, it’s a terrible idea.
Me: Well he bet, and unless you have a time machine he needs to pay up.
Mom: *brothers name* you don’t have any money do you?
Brother: *shakes head*
Insert debate with me highlighting details on why he should give me the money.*
Mom: *brothers name* you owe her 20 dollars.
Me: yes!
Brother: what?!
Mom: it’s your fault for making the irresponsible choice.
Dad-who-was-here-the-whole-time-just-didn’t-speak: and this is why you should be a lawyer.
My entire family thinks I should be a lawyer. Some of the even call me lawyer. A farking random person of the street had one conversation with me then said I should be a lawyer. What. (Yay I’m good at arguing?)
Pretty much every fangirl can relate:
Fangirl: *shipping intensifies* ... I need to go to church.
Church person: Oh! Ok I’ll take you every Sunday.
Fangirl: Nope I’m over it.
Church person: ...what
Fangirl: Not dedicated enough.
Church person: Wait... what?
Fangirl: I’ma just stay a fangirl
Church person: Wai-
Fangirl: *shuts door*
We always say we should try and stop the Fangirl, but we never do.
I’m having an anxiety attack right now.
Help.
Thx for the follow
Asexual buddies!
