When I was born the devil said "oh sh*t, competition"

Greeting fellow earth citizens, unless you're from another planet... we don't like our leader so you are more than welcome to kill him, otherwise we're pretty friendly  #deathtotheorangecheetolord)

I usually write historical or romance stories with a smut twist

Just a small town girl living in a lonely world, she took a dark path in life going straight to heeellll

As you can probably tell I have a very dark sense of humor and if you're offended by that you probably shouldn't be here

A 5,2 girl with an iron will and a deeply unhealthy obsession and attachment to fictional characters 

What I would say to my younger self? Please don't ship characters, for your own sanity. It never ends well

My special skills include buying way to many books and sleeping when I should do my homework
 
You want a girl like me?? *snorts* just go to the nearest asylum

I am fluent in two languages and is learning a third which btw is hell.  This means that since English is not my first language you will most likely find spelling and grammar errors in my books which I apologize for. But if you feel like correcting me you're more than welcome too.

Any questions at all, how weird they may be, contact me. I'm available 24/7 and will mostly respond with in a couple of hours, because I don't have a social life..

~Chocolate doesn't talk, chocolate understands~ my life motto

I am the creepiest person you'll ever meet but if you need help burying a body, or need tips on how to murder someone. You know who's your girl

"No I'm not pregnant mom I'm naming book characters" a novel by me
 
Well have a good day and remember if you're going to kill someone wear gloves and burn the bodies so you can't find any DNA

Laters baby