hankerchiefs

you look like a n o o d l e -

hankerchiefs

shut up or i shall shove this baguette up your dicc
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greennoodle-

@FRENCHSPIDER 
            
            good ! choke and die -
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hankerchiefs

i am allergic to blueberries you green udon noodle 
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halfbloodboss

"Sorry for the leave Soba. I got you one of those cat pillar things. It has toys on it and a hanging bed. I thought you might enjoy it more than one small toy." 

greennoodle-

@CybxrNinja- 
            
            Right off she jumped to the hanging bed, her inner balance mechanism failing her when it started swinging with the impact. Now tangled upside down in the fabric, she looked to the male with what could be seen as a smile.
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halfbloodboss

He smiled as he carefully picked her up, petting her head in the process. "I missed you. Next time I'm sneaking you with me. Forget about the stupid rules." He said, taking her to the cat pillar he had set up for her. 
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greennoodle-

@CybxrNinja- 
            
            The dragon's once dull expression immediately lit up when she noticed the other's presence. She let out a chirp of excitement and sat in front of the cyborg, letting her tongue hang out of her mouth as per usual.
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WutIsThisBullshit

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You are so fucking adorable omg

greennoodle-

@WutIsThisBullshit 
            
            *Soba tilted her head to the side and rested her tiny clawed hands on her arms, making gurgling noises*
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WutIsThisBullshit

*leans down and picks her up* soba the jingle dragon! 
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greennoodle-

@WutIsThisBullshit 
            
            *Soba purred and dropped the candy cane in her mouth to stretch out and curl in a tight ball, the little bells jingling frantically as she did so*
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halfbloodboss

"sᴏʙᴀ﹗" 

greennoodle-

@CybxrNinja- 
            
            The small dragon curled around the man's neck as if she were a fancy boa, purring just a bit. A content squeak leaving her mouth as she laid perfectly still.
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halfbloodboss

"ᴏᴋᴀʏ sᴏʙᴀ. ʟᴇᴛ·s ɢᴏ ᴛʜᴇɴ﹐ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜʟᴇs. sᴛᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ sɪɢʜᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ﹖" ʜᴇ sᴀɪᴅ ᴀs ʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛʟʏ ᴘᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏɴᴇ ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴀs ʜᴇ ʀᴜʙʙᴇᴅ ᴏғғ ᴡʜᴀᴛ sʜᴇ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴏɴ ʜɪs ᴍᴀsᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪs ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀʀᴍ. 
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greennoodle-

@CybxrNinja- 
            
            She squished her head up against Genji's and purred rather loudly. ‘Toy.’ she repeated over and over again. Then she licked over his visor, clouding it with slobbery spit. 
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