greenpumpkinpie
The new Wattpad rules looking kinda crazy but you genuinely couldn’t pay me to move to ao3 so here I remain
unityofsolstice
thats honestly fair
greenpumpkinpie
greenpumpkinpie
Hi!!! I’m back! I’ve come with a slight problem,
So a majority of the new chapter is written and has been checked, save for the ending. As it is, it’s currently 14 k!!
Would you guys rather me split it in parts, posting one part now and one little later, or just wait for the full, giant thing? Sorry for the wait, I’ve been busy with art in general, and have a couple new projects I’m starting now that this behemoth is nearly done.
Thanks for your patience and I hope you all are having a great summer so far!
ALittleTomfoolery
We're all doomed
greenpumpkinpie
DUMED!!!! DUMED REFERENCE
greenpumpkinpie
Happy Wednesday!! I’ve taken this time to announce that agency scum is officially OVER! I will NOT be releasing the next few chapters and Ethan and the auditor will live happily ever after!!
BunkoFiction
@greenpumpkinpie Can you be kind to me ever I'm actually your biggest fan
greenpumpkinpie
I hate to break it to you you’re a little late to this post bunko
BunkoFiction
@greenpumpkinpie The worst part is that this isnt a joke
greenpumpkinpie
HAPPY VALENTINES!!!!!!
Oh wow I am bad at uploading chapters, rest assured good progress is being made and I’m SUPER excited with how it’s turning out!! Feels good to be writing for Ethan again
I’m trapped between college and work so I won’t give an exact arrival time, but I can’t wait to share it with you!!
Thank you so much for those who stuck around with the slow updates, and I hope you all have a great valentines!! <3 <3 go get some chocolates
greenpumpkinpie
@____Delta____ EEEEK thank u for being so patient!! I know it’s taking FOREVER! I just want to make sure it’s something I can be proud to post!! And happy Valentines!!!!
____Delta____
Ahh Valentine's Day. It feels as thought February started just yesterday. I am glad to hear progress is being made, despite the hurdles of everyday life. I await peak eagerly. As always, take your time. We shall wait until the heat death of the universe, if that is what it takes.
BunkoFiction
when are we getting the end of agency scum i miss calitri truthing (please)
greenpumpkinpie
HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!
The new chapter ain’t done yet, but I just wanted to come in and say thank you for all the support these past few years. 2025 was probably my toughest yet, but your guy’s support kept me from giving up. I hope u all have a fun New Year’s Day!
greenpumpkinpie
@MidnightPhantomAu aah I get it, 2025 was a real rough year <\3 but I believe in you, you’ve made it this far already!!
MidnightPhantomAu
@greenpumpkinpie ayyyy I’ve been alright, had issues with my mental health for a while but I’m trying my best to pull through!!! <3 hope you’ve been good as well!
greenpumpkinpie
@MidnightPhantomAu YOOOO ITS BEEN FOREVERR HOWVE U BEEN
BunkoFiction
josh
greenpumpkinpie
HII HIII
WOW okay it’s been a minute
School and work and. Life has been keeping me way busy, but if I’m lucky then the new (and FINAL) chapter should be out sometime around January! Thank you all so much for waiting!! Miss yall!! And hope you’re having a good holidays!! <3
____Delta____
I will await January with unending excitement. Happy Holidays!
unityofsolstice
Wunderbar!! Take your time and enjoy your holidays too!
greenpumpkinpie
THE NEW CHAPTERS ARE OUT!! SORRY FOR THE WAIT!!
BunkoFiction
@greenpumpkinpie can you add the awesome chicken burger to it i think it would be awesoomeeeeeeeeee
unityofsolstice
HURRAH!!!