I solemnly swear that I am up to no good"

"Heroes don't exist, and if they did, I wouldn't be one of them"

"Your heart might break, but the show goes on"

"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a highly functioning sociopath"

"Saving people, hunting things, the family business"

"You're just as same as I am"

"Falling is just like flying, only there's a more permanent destination"

"Dreadful etiquette, I know"

"Chaos killed the dinosaurs, darling"