grethuschrist

the cutest puppy ive ever seen just tried to fuck my shoe:') 
          he was so soft and adorable, ofc he can have sex with my shoe, are u kidding me??

i like when people respond to really old comments of mine so i can see how funny i used to be

you’re a living meme what the fuck

i think sometimes my sassy sarcasm doesn't always work well cause one time in grd 10 someone said they thought i was cute and i told them, with a straight face, that they should have higher standards, then turned away.
          
          i wasnt really joking but i feel like that came across rude maybe

the best part about being blind is that if i take my glasses off i cant see myself in the mirror

y'all, look up seal from when he was younger. he was hot as hell im telling you my god 

if you own a dog, and it isnt your wallpaper... well thats just all kinds of wrong and your a bad person. sorry

im pretty sure nothing pisses me off more and puts me into a worse mood then someone saying "everything happens for a reason, everything will be okay"

You’re a mood 

also i ate way to many peanut butter m&ms and now my tummy hurts