grizzlyeagleshark

why am i back here why am i back here ough ough oh no (minecraft hurt noises)

WHAT'S UP NERDS
          I've finally returned after a year of radio silence. Not only am I continuing my awful abomination of a tumblr meme, I have finally decided to publish the short story/novella that I wrote a few years back. 
          It isn't especially amazing, as I wrote it when I was 14, but i have edited it substantially . The whole point of it, of course, is to give you the impression that it's an amateurish attempt at a novel that gets taken over by its own characters who want something more for themselves, so the childish writing in the first few chapters actually makes a fair bit of sense. Get past chapter 5 (they're all very short so this isn't as daunting as it sounds) and it begins to properly take shape as a story I am proud of.

Hi. I bet you thought I was gone forever, huh? Nope! I might stick around and post some of my original content on here because I like validation (and you can help me edit it), but other than that, I've got some new parodies in the works...and these are actually clever ones rather than just a conglomeration of terrible cliches!

Hi!! How are you?

Guess what? I'm not dead! Also, I've decided to continue working on The Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction in the History of the World, although I've renamed it to 'A Very Potter Mess'.  So please, check out the new cover and (more importantly) the latest chapter! I will update AVPmess (AVPM is, sadly, taken by a glorious work of art) bimonthly from now on.

I try not to be cliche and fail; also I finally published this thing, are you proud of me? https://www.wattpad.com/story/107493434

Romance with a twist! (Also known as me trying not to be cliche) https://www.wattpad.com/story/107493434

Well my pottertalia fic is on hold (I promise I haven't abandoned it! I'll update some day) but I've started a new fic- "the worst Harry Potter Fanfiction in the history of the world" or something like that 

Yo, people. Do you guys still even read my book? I only got nine views on the last chapter, and if this keeps up, I may have to abandon my story, or "put it up for adoption". Um...could you please reply with suggestions?

Thanks for voting!