elias

am i chronically online or are you just chronically not funny

are we still friends?

wake up, we've been called gay

i wish it was socially acceptable for big titty bitches to not have to wear a bra
          
          like i hate having to wear one so bad

optimus prime makes my coochie wet

sometimes i wake up in a cold sweat and remember there are books out there with my cringy comments

why my brother try to clock me earlier??? like i proudly admit the fact that i was in groupchats on this app like im not embarrassed 

i wish we could rate books on here, some of yall deserve a one star

who do i have to contact to bring back dms on wattpad

i dont understand why people write their stories in a really long paragraph like you dont read books that way so why are you writing it like that