elias

that awkward moment when your roommate walks in while your rubbing one out

yall im getting my nips pierced

i just learned how to pick a lock with a bobby pin!

yall i gave a man my phone number D:

i love reading optimus prime fanfics like yesss let me be your sparkmate

*sigh* don’t hmu only the real ones know what’s wrong

was just betrayed by a homie :(
          
          man you cant trust nobody on this app

who needs to be insecure when men will fuck anything that walks

bring back wattpad groupchats

if beastality was legal, what’s an animal you would fuck without having to worry about dying