Pronouns: wut/evr/u/wan/babey

Sexuality: how tf am i supposed to know

Love language: memes n references

Age: wuts it to ya

Shit I like: u 😘

Mottos:

If u doo doo on urself... n i live by that

No one will evr be able to hate u more than u already hate urself

Its all shits n giggles until sumbody giggles n shits

90% uv da time I hav no idea wtf im talkin abt

Im sic of seeing my face. I am aloud to be sic of seeing my face cuz its my fuckin face yk wut im sayin

Stix n stones may break my bones but a crowbar wud do it sO much quicker

A sourceror is jus a wizerd witout a hat

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND 🧐 ANOTHER GAY 🏳️‍🌈 SNAIL 🐌

We up in dis crunk fuckin to get fixt eyebrows on bitch da fleek

Jared, 19

I know ur in there billy... no im not

u wudnt like me b4 my coffee

a bagel *NO!!!! 👿*... two bagels

Avada ke-swag-ra

No, I don't think I will 😌

Life is like a cumsock, the more u put in it the harder it gets ✋😔💦

Eat (my) ass 👅🍑 smoke (my) grass 🚬🍃 drive (my) fast 🏎️💨

"I BET U WER SMALLER THAN A BABY WEN U WER SIX!!!"
                                                  ~ my little brother

You mighta finally just said something worth a shit

wuts his excuse 🧐... stay up too late jerkin off? 😩🍆💦