♯Preaching Them Hoes Since '99 ♯
°Allergic To People With The Following Ailments°
☻ Bitch-scoliosis
☻ ThirstyHoe-Titis
☻ Bullshitin-omosis
☻ Fake-flamatory complex
☻ Slut-stipation
☻ DramaBring-chitis
When someone says something stupid, "I was born with a rare disorder that prevents me from experiencing humor."
i̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣ s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚w̠̘̗͖̮̥ͣ̽ͫ͂e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍r̼̯̤̈ͭ̃ͨ̆ i̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣ'l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨl͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨ t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊r̼̯̤̈ͭ̃ͨ̆y͉̝͖̻̯ͮ̒̂ͮ͋ͫͨ t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊o͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊ b͎̣̫͈̥̗͒͌̃͑̔̾ͅe̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑ n͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊i̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣc͔ͣͦ́́͂ͅe̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑r̼̯̤̈ͭ̃ͨ̆ w̠̘̗͖̮̥ͣ̽ͫ͂h͚̖̜̍̃͐e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑n͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊ w̠̘̗͖̮̥ͣ̽ͫ͂e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑'r̼̯̤̈ͭ̃ͨ̆e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑
t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨk̲̱̠̞̖ͧ̔͊̇̽̿̑ͯͅi̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣn͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊g͎͚̥͎͔͕ͥ̿
ḭ̃m̰̃ ã̰ñ̰ ã̰ñ̰ḭ̃m̰̃ã̰l̰̃ l̰̃õ̰ṽ̰ḛ̃r̰̃ b̰̃ṵ̃t̰̃ t̰̃h̰̃ã̰t̰̃ d̰̃õ̰ḛ̃s̰̃ñ̰t̰̃ m̰̃ḛ̃ã̰ñ̰ ḭ̃ f̰̃ṵ̃c̰̃k̰̃ w̰̃ḭ̃t̰̃h̰̃ p̰̃ṵ̃s̰̃s̰̃ỹ̰'s̰̃ ã̰ñ̰d̰̃ b̰̃ḭ̃t̰̃c̰̃h̰̃ḛ̃s̰̃ l̰̃ḭ̃k̰̃ḛ̃ t̰̃h̰̃ḛ̃m̰̃ h̰̃õ̰ḛ̃s̰̃
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gtfo-hayds
Apr 17, 2016 01:49AM
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Not Ur Papi
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Don't call me Papi you damn hoe. I ain't no damn dog.
I didn't put this in humor because my whole life is a j...
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